Three Little Maids

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To the tune of "Three Little Maids" from The Mikado by Gilbert & Sullivan

Three little maids at school are we
planning to get a PhD
archives are what we do, you see
three little maids at school!
(Jane) Everything is a source of angst
(Jeannette) as we move through academic ranks
(Gray Cat) but from the work we none have shrank
(all)
three little maids at school.

Facing a world quite unwary
full of its records antiquary
into our care custodiary...
three little maids at school!

(Jane) One little maid will soon defend
(Jeannette) two little maids: support they lend
(Gray Cat) three little maids their fate portend
(all) three little maids at school

(Jane) From three little maids
take one away
(Jeanette & Gray Cat) two little maids remain and they
won’t have to wait very long (they say!)
(all) three little maids at school

Facing a world quite unwary
full of its records antiquary
into our care custodiary...
three little maids at school
three little maids at school!
 

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